How to Host a Party with Zero Proof and 100% Fun Seltzers

Alright, listen up—whoever said you need booze to throw a wild party clearly hasn't met kava and kratom seltzers. We're talking zero-proof, 100% fun, and absolutely no next-day regrets. You know what that means? No embarrassing texts, no mystery bruises, and no waking up wondering why there's a traffic cone in your living room. Just good vibes, great company, and the best non alcoholic seltzers doing all the heavy lifting. So, if you're ready to ditch the dull mocktails and serve up a party where the drinks are just as exciting as the guest list—stick with us. We've got the ultimate game plan, and trust us, you're gonna want to take notes. Let's go!

Build Your Zero-Proof Bar For The Next Party With The Best Non Alcoholic Seltzers

Stock it with the best non alcoholic seltzers, and suddenly, your party drinks aren't just meh placeholders for booze—they're the main event.

Set The Playlist Because Mood Is Everything

You need music that vibes with your zero-proof lineup, and that means pairing your playlist with your sips.

• Starting Chill? Cue up some lo-fi beats or smooth jazz and let Kava Coconut Lychee set the mood with tropical, zen-like vibes.

• Feeling Bold? Drop in some '90s hip-hop or funk while guests sip on the Tangerine Kratom Seltzer—a citrusy kick that keeps the energy up.

• Karaoke Mode? Let the Berry Kratom Seltzer fuel those high notes while someone inevitably butchers a Mariah Carey classic.

• Closing Down? Slow it down with some soul or indie tracks, hand out Kava Strawberry Watermelon, and watch everyone sink into peak chill mode before heading out.

Bonus Move: Create a seltzer-synced playlist where each drink unlocks a different genre. No drink swaps until the next song—good luck!

Plan The 'Mystery Can Challenge' With Zero Proof Seltzers

Who doesn't love a little suspense in their sip? Here's how it works:

• Wrap up different Mitra-9 cans, mix 'em up, and have guests pick their fate. No peeking—only tasting!

• If they guess it right, they get bragging rights (and maybe first dibs on the snack table).

• If they guess it wrong, they have to take another sip and make a dramatic speech about how it tastes like victory, regret, or pure summer bliss.

Pro Tip: Throw in a wild card—a mix of two drinks in a fancy glass—and call it "The Ultimate Wild Sip." If someone picks it, they have to create an over-the-top marketing slogan for their new mystery drink.

Sober Socialising Because Conversations Must Make Sense

Let's be real—drunk convos usually involve the same three recycled stories, exaggerated every time. But with zero-proof seltzers, people actually remember what they said (and don't tell Steve they love him for the 100th time).

• Icebreaker Round: Start with "What's Your Wildest But True Fun Fact?" while sipping Raspberry Lime Kratom Seltzer—because nothing pairs better with bold flavors than even bolder stories.

• Deep Talk Mode: Hand out Kava Orange Dreamsicle and dive into the big questions: If you could swap lives with anyone for a day, who would it be and why?

• Speed Debates: Fuel the Tangerine Kratom Seltzer crew with quick-fire questions like Is cereal a soup? Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

• "Who Said It?" Game: Write down random, ridiculous sentences throughout the night. Later, read them out loud and guess who said what—because sober convos still get weird in the best way possible.

Party Hack: Have a "No Phones for 30 Minutes" Rule to encourage actual human interaction and help everyone socialize (shocking, yes, we know).

Munchies Are Mandatory Too

Zero-proof drinks don't mean zero appetite—good drinks deserve legendary snacks.

• Berry Kratom Seltzer? It needs a charcuterie board with sharp cheeses, dark chocolate, and grapes—because we're fancy like that.

• Kava Lemonade? It pairs perfectly with nachos, dripping in queso and topped with extra jalapeños.

• Tangerine Kratom Seltzer? Citrus + spicy popcorn = a flavor explosion you didn't know you needed.

• Kava Strawberry Watermelon? Throw in mini fruit skewers and yogurt dip—fresh, light, and dangerously snackable.

Bonus Move: Set up a "Snack Swap" station, where people trade one snack from their plate for something on another guest's plate—instant food roulette.

Make It A Party To Remember For The Right Reasons

By the time the last can is empty and the final track fades out, one thing's clear—this was no ordinary party. No slurred goodbyes, no questionable decisions, just pure, unfiltered fun with the best non alcoholic seltzers that actually keep up. From kava chill sessions to kratom-fueled debates, every sip brought something new to the table and your guests. They'll be talking about this one long after the confetti settles. So, next time someone says a party needs booze to be a blast, just hand them a Mitra-9 seltzer and watch their mind get blown. Zero proof, all fun—this is how it's done! 🥂